If your favourite part of the Louis doc isn’t him saying he rang his mum right after he lost his virginity to talk about it you’re lying.

Try to convince me Harry Styles’ entire career isn’t simply a money laundering front. The Azoffs pay themselves through their own clients to perform at their own venues, it’s pretty genius.

Harry’s career is the music industry equivalent of forty winks.

tomlinson505:

the way the same 3 people always have the worst takes and i have to wonder is their worst-take power inate and steady or do they get stronger and better at having worst takes every time they have a worst take. or do they feed each other in worst-taking

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sockgate:

imagine blaming louis for spending xmas and his birthday among all this, and then complaining about it like its your problem to deal with. like do you actually give a shit about him or do you just have no sympathy for a closeted person

I’m here for ✨mess✨ Freddie sitting in the pub with Louis and Mark is fun but where are my ridiculous photoshopped photos and manicure discourse, it’s Christmas Day I need something to occupy me.

Plans for the holidays? I’m sorted, thanks. I’ll be watching yachtgate 6.0 unfold in real time.

Where will Hendall vacay this time? Will Kris or Anne film the sex tape? Will Kendall be allowed skin on skin contact or will Harry lay towels down on himself like she’s a diseased dog again? The anticipation is killing me.

usignedupforthis:

girlies. what part of louis constantly, consistently, and LOUDLY saying that he absolutely loves his fans means that he is actually unsatisfied and wants male validation?? oh sorry i guess it was when he said he doesn’t like wine, my bad

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